Universal Perspective


Hey you!
Are you actually fucking sad?
I'm broke and stuck eating pickled rutabagas
Hold the fucking phone
The universe contains over 200 billions galaxies
The Milky Way alone contains over 400 billion stars
I don't think poop looks like that
Your biggest problem is pickled rutabagas
Atta boy! Now you're gaining some perspective
Those snails aren't gonna kill themselves!

Special thanks to NASA and the Hubble Space Telescope for collecting images that fuel my imagination. Also, at some point in time Neil deGrasse Tyson burrowed into my brain and implanted the idea of “The Universal Perspective”. This concept amazes me every time I think about it but I wish Neil would crawl out already. He won’t stop whistling.


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