Curse You Summer!

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Ugh! I can't win! The black trunks contrast my pale skin! And the white trunks just highlight my milky body! Curse you summer! Ahem. TV fashion consultant Tim Gunn? Make it work.

You know, pale skin use to be a sign of royalty. I don’t remember any medieval paintings showing Kings and Queens laying out at the beach durning the summer.

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